• girl 1: omg im pregnant
  • girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
  • girl 3: omg im always drunk
  • me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

(Source: rcxhc, via theepichumor)

finalellipsis:

I don’t give a shit if it’s a holiday, it’s still a Monday.

(Source: aloadofbarnacles)

ANIMES ARE FULL OF LIES

theepichumor:

How anime characters cry:

How people REALLY cry:

(Source: ariel1016)

(via owldude)

(via artpixie)

(Source: onac911, via giulianoleonhart)

autumnalequinox: thor meets pikachu requested by nettumbles

autumnalequinox:

thor meets pikachu

requested by nettumbles

(via harrywholock)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

superpancake:

I am not sorry.

(via john-loves-his-daddy)

davestripper: chris i i odn’t

davestripper:

chris i

i odn’t

(Source: attentionmerrymakers, via john-loves-his-daddy)

nigga-chan:

snoopdong:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

W WHAT THE FCKU

WHATS GOING ON ONMFG

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CANNOT MY STOMACH AND BACK HURT SO MUCH OMG 

well you said that we could still bake a pie

(via michelleisnotonfire)

askmortymillyandshade: trickstercheebs: lampsarepeopletoo: reverse shadow tripping me out cant help but see slick and problem sleuth ((Holy crap))

askmortymillyandshade:

trickstercheebs:

lampsarepeopletoo:

reverse shadow

tripping

me

out

cant help but see slick and problem sleuth

((Holy crap))

(Source: isinforever, via john-loves-his-daddy)

did-you-kno: Source just thinking about all the cockroaches in my house.

did-you-kno:

Source

just thinking about all the cockroaches in my house.

feastings: last minute decision says im going to be going to fanime tomorrow!!! an d ill be giivng out these really poorly cut-out stickers???

feastings:

last minute decision says im going to be going to fanime tomorrow!!! an d ill be giivng out these really poorly cut-out stickers???

(via john-loves-his-daddy)

synnesai: ask-strider: dude never fucking ages dear god bro

synnesai:

ask-strider:

dude never fucking ages

dear god

bro

(via john-loves-his-daddy)